me at a job interview
So is he Miley Cyrus or what?
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
No, I studied Asstronomy
being called cute by someone you consider cute