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weiweipon:

returnofpowerbastard:

this dog is that character you think is evil but actually has a heart of gold

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(Source: fyeahcanines, via epic-humor)

blurrypicturesofmikewazowski:

holy fuck 

(via epic-humor)

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

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fuckyeahraimispiderman:

Still the best Spider-Man villain one-liner

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thehat2:

meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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cockend:

The mummified heart is said to be that of vampire Auguste Delagrance, responsible for the deaths of more than forty people back in the 1900, a period of vampirism in the USA. When he was identified, Delagrance was hunted down by a Romano Catholic priest and a Voodoo Hougan, and was destroyed in 1912. (x)

This is fucking Rad

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alwaysri8:

gaybrielandasstiel:

thespooklock:

thespooklock:

so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring

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i bet

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you guys

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thought

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i was joking

oh dear god

HOW MANY PEOPLE DID YOU TERRORIZE

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equilibrious:

this was the cutest thing and also literally how i handle anyone being mad at me

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